You can not the world, but you can present the world with one improved person: YOURSELF
Tagged: SMS Jokes
I am not perfect, I make mistakes and I hurts peoples, but when I say sorry I actually mean it
Difference Between Women At Ages Of 8, 18 , 28, 38 and 48 ? Age 8 – You Take Her To Bed And Tell Her A Story. Age 18 – You Tell Her A...
Jab Santa Fauj Mein Thha To Usko Shart Laganey Ki Aadat Thi Aur Sabhi Us Se Pareshan Theh. Ek Din Vo Major Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola Santa: “Sir Ye Meri Aakhri Shart Hai,...
Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest. Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata
Toofaani Raat… Hindi Filmon ki tarah sunnsaan sadak, A Beautiful Girl to Boy – “Come under my umbrella dear” Boy says “No sister, its ok, and runs away…” Moral – | | | |...
Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & s-x . luv is respect & trust, accepting a person with open legs.. closed eyes.. wet lips.. saying “push it more”- 2
Husband: jaanu aaj kitna acha mosam ho raha hai Tumhen kuch feel nahi ho raha? Wife: Ho raha hai… Husband: Kya? Wife: Yehi k aaj phir deni parregi….
Paneer Rs.150/Kg Petrol- Rs.80/Ltr Condom- Rs.5 me 3 … Govt. chahti kya hai….Ladki ko Khilao nahi,Ghumao nahi bas Bajate raho subah-shaam :/