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Ladki: Bhaiya Condom dena….. Salesman: Kaun si Company Ka Dun Bhenji…? 1

Ladki: Bhaiya Condom dena….. Salesman: Kaun si Company Ka Dun Bhenji…?

Ladki: Bhaiya Condom dena….. Salesman: Kaun si Company Ka Dun Bhenji…? Ladki: Achhi Company ka dena jisse teri Behen bhe chud jaye,or tu Mama na bane ….!!

what is my bra size? 0

what is my bra size?

girl-what is my bra size? boy-32 girl-how? boy-yesterday i opened girl-but in my bra no number is there? boy-then what? i am engineer from load i can calculate area….

Pati Office Jate Hue Patni Se Bola:“Aaj Pappu Ko Jaldi Sula Dena, Raat Ko Khoob Daba Ke Sex Karenge” 0

Pati Office Jate Hue Patni Se Bola:“Aaj Pappu Ko Jaldi Sula Dena, Raat Ko Khoob Daba Ke Sex Karenge”

Pati Office Jate Hue Patni Se Bola “Aaj Pappu Ko Jaldi Sula Dena, Raat Ko Khoob Daba Ke Sex Karenge” Office Se Aane Ke Baad Baap Pappu Ke Kamre Mein Gaya Aur Pucha “Pappu...

Santa ki Suhagrat ko Light nahi thi Noker se bola Tum Lalten pakdo main SEX karta hu, 0

Santa ki Suhagrat ko Light nahi thi Noker se bola Tum Lalten pakdo main SEX karta hu,

Santa ki Suhagrat ko Light nahi thi Noker se bola Tum Lalten pakdo main SEX karta hu, Noker ne Lalten Pakdi santa SEX karne laga Fir biwi se pucha Maza aaya? Biwi boli: Nahi...

How many times this bull can have sex ? 0

How many times this bull can have sex ?

A couple went to a farm. A bull was servicing the cows. The lady asked the manager, “How many times this bull can have sex ?”. The manager replied 5 to 6 times in...

The Reason why girls never propose a guy is…… 2

The Reason why girls never propose a guy is……

The Reason why girls never propose a guy is…… The moment girls get on their knees. . . Guys starts Unzipping :p 😉

Do not use if the seal is already Broken..! 0

Do not use if the seal is already Broken..!

Aunty ne sex k baad Ladke se puchha : Oye! tune condom kyo nahi  lagaya.? Young boy : auntyji..pack  pe likha tha..Do not use  if the seal is already  Broken..!