Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself
Everything in life is temporary. So if things are going good, enjoy it because it won’t last forever. And if things are going bad, don’t worry it can’t last forever either.
Ladki: Bhaiya Condom dena….. Salesman: Kaun si Company Ka Dun Bhenji…? Ladki: Achhi Company ka dena jisse teri Behen bhe chud jaye,or tu Mama na bane ….!!
girl-what is my bra size? boy-32 girl-how? boy-yesterday i opened girl-but in my bra no number is there? boy-then what? i am engineer from load i can calculate area….
Usne Baja Diya Mera Music Bina Dhol Ke, Dil Tod Diya Usne I Hate You Bole Ke, Ek Roz Ja Rahi Thi Wo Mujhe Bye BoleKe, To Maine Bhi Dikha Diya Apni Chain Khol Ke.===
Pati Office Jate Hue Patni Se Bola “Aaj Pappu Ko Jaldi Sula Dena, Raat Ko Khoob Daba Ke Sex Karenge” Office Se Aane Ke Baad Baap Pappu Ke Kamre Mein Gaya Aur Pucha “Pappu So Gaye Kya” Pappu: “Daddy Kesi…
Santa ki Suhagrat ko Light nahi thi Noker se bola Tum Lalten pakdo main SEX karta hu, Noker ne Lalten Pakdi santa SEX karne laga Fir biwi se pucha Maza aaya? Biwi boli: Nahi Phir koshish ki Phir biwi se…
A couple went to a farm. A bull was servicing the cows. The lady asked the manager, “How many times this bull can have sex ?”. The manager replied 5 to 6 times in a day. Lady looked at husband…
The Reason why girls never propose a guy is…… The moment girls get on their knees. . . Guys starts Unzipping :p 😉
Aunty ne sex k baad Ladke se puchha : Oye! tune condom kyo nahi lagaya.? Young boy : auntyji..pack pe likha tha..Do not use if the seal is already Broken..!