Jab Santa Fauj Mein Thha To Usko Shart Laganey Ki Aadat Thi Aur Sabhi Us Se Pareshan Theh.

Jab Santa Fauj Mein Thha To Usko Shart Laganey Ki Aadat Thi Aur Sabhi Us Se Pareshan Theh. Ek Din Vo Major Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola Santa: “Sir Ye Meri Aakhri Shart Hai, Aur Vo Mein Aapke Sath Lagana…

I’m Sexually Harassed

Boss: “How ?” Girl: “This Man Everyday Comes And Say Your Hair Smells Nice” Boss: “Whats The Problem In That?” Girl: “He Is Only 3 Feet Tall“

Husband Wife Jokes

I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.

Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest. Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata

A MARRIED MAN’S DREAM!

“IDEAL WIFE” JANU, aaj tumhari girlfrnd nite stay karne aa rahi hai na? Maine dinner taiyar kar k fridge me rakh diya h. Wine ki bottle aur snacks din ing- table par h. Condoms syd table ki drawer me h.…

Height of innocence

Height of innocence : . . . . . . . . . Ek ladki ne blue film last tak dekhi . . . Kyunki usko laga ki ladka end me ladki se shadi bhi karega.

A Beautiful Girl to Boy – “Come under my umbrella dear”

Toofaani Raat… Hindi Filmon ki tarah sunnsaan sadak, A Beautiful Girl to Boy – “Come under my umbrella dear” Boy says “No sister, its ok, and runs away…” Moral – | | | | | | | Moral woral kuch…

Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & s-x . luv is respect & trust

Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & s-x . luv is respect & trust, accepting a person with open legs.. closed eyes.. wet lips.. saying “push it more”- 2

jaanu aaj kitna acha mosam ho raha hai Tumhen kuch feel nahi ho raha?

Husband: jaanu aaj kitna acha mosam ho raha hai Tumhen kuch feel nahi ho raha? Wife: Ho raha hai… Husband: Kya? Wife: Yehi k aaj phir deni parregi….