Vahan Ek Sunder Si Ladki Khadi Hai. Isko Punjabi Mein Translate Karo

Vahan Ek Sunder Si Ladki Khadi Hai. Isko Punjabi Mein Translate Karo

Teacher: “Vahan Ek Sunder Si Ladki Khadi Hai. Isko Punjabi Mein Translate Karo.” Santa: “Oh Vekho Behan De Takko “Tuhadi Bhabhi Khadi Hai“  

you are wearing red bra

boy:- you are wearing red bra. girl:- how do you know..?? boy:- thanx to X-X-X eye care.. girl:- you are not wearing underwear. boy:- you too X-X-X eye care..?? girl:- apni zip band kar kutte

Santa Son ask for 5 rupees

Pappu: ” Daddy 5 Rs Ka Coin Hai Mene Popcorn Khane Hai” Santa Lunch Kar Raha Thha Usne Socha Ki Chal 5 Rs Hi To Mang Raha Hai De Deta Hun Santa: “Mere Hath Busy Hai Pant Ki Pocket MeinSe…

How did you know, I am afridi ?

Afridi’s Mom: Go and bring some vegetables from market. Afridi : But Mom, We are Loosers public are in full anger. Mom: Wear my burka and then go,no some one will recognize you. AFridi goes to market wearing burka. A…

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2+5, the son of a bitch is 7

A ltle boy was doing his maths home work & saying: 2+5, the son of a bitch is 7 3+6, the son of a bitch is 9. . . Mom: this is how your teacher taught you? Boy: Yes Infuriated,…

Rajnikanth returns with bang!!!!

Rajnikanth returns with banggggggg …… 😉 . . …Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in America ‘via Bluetooth’! . Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages! . When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two…

Santa with his family

Car mai Santa ki family jaa rahi thi, . Police ne Car ko roka :- Ye Suraksha week hai. Aap seat belt pehan kar carchala rahe ho, Aapko 5000 ka inaam diya jata hai…..:) Aap is inaam ka kya karoge.?…

Conversation between a girl and pappu

Conversation between a girl and pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay…