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Diwali Greetings Effect 0

Diwali Greetings Effect

Diwali Greetings Effect No text reading at all Friend : Bhai Mera Civil Lines me Accident ho gaya hai jaldi aa..!! Reply : Thank You and Same to You and Your Family..!  

Wrong calculation 1

Wrong calculation

Wrong calculation… एक दिन चित्रगुप्त ने ब्रह्माजी से प्रार्थना की – “प्रभु, ये ‘करवा चौथ के व्रत से सात जनम तक एक ही पति’ मिलने वाली योजना बंद कर दीजाए !” ब्रह्माजी – “क्यों...

Is this just a coincidence 0

Is this just a coincidence

If you rearrange the letters “NARENDRA MODI” … you get “RARE DIAMOND” If you rearrange the letters “SONIA GANDHI” … you get “DOSHI NAAGIN” Is this just a coincidence…!!!  This has got to...

Breakfast can be very PAINFUL when 0

Breakfast can be very PAINFUL when

Breakfast can be very PAINFUL when,   Wife orders: Ramu, Sahab ke ANDE ubaal dena. Servant asks: Memsaab, Apka bhi doodh nikalun? Wife says: Abhi nahin, Sahab ko jane Do..!

Quote of the day 0

Quote of the day

: “Learn to be happy with small things in life, because big ones r usually artificial” ~ Pamela Anderson

Tourism is the next big thing 0

Tourism is the next big thing

Tourism is the next big thing. All countries are trying to attract more tourists. See the taglines. Thailand: Amazing Thailand India: Incredible India Malaysia: Truly Asia Australia: There’s nothing like Australia Question: Have you...

Boy to God after result 0

Boy to God after result

Boy to God after result Hazaro ki kismat tere hath me thi Pas kr deta to kya bat thi . . . . . . . . God to Boy -Mobile m thoda kam...

Yashomati Mom Se Talking Nandlala 0

Yashomati Mom Se Talking Nandlala

Yashomati Mom Se Talkin Nandlala, Radha Q Fair, I m Q Kala, Boli Smiling Maiya Listen mere lala, Wo City K item Tu Village Ka Gwala Dats y U Kala ..^.. ,(-_-), “\””’.\’=’-. \/.\\,’...

इंडिया में जितने ज्यादा ” रेल्वे फाटक “है 0

इंडिया में जितने ज्यादा ” रेल्वे फाटक “है

इंडिया में जितने ज्यादा ” रेल्वे फाटक “है…. . . . . . . . . . . उससे ज्यादा तो “बीवियों ” के नाटक हैं…! Wah wah..

A boy on date in restaurant 0

A boy on date in restaurant

A boy on date in restaurant boy. Jaan tumse ek baat kahna chahta hu plz bura mat manna gf. Kya? bf. I have already a girl friend gf. Tune to dara diya saale. mujhe...

Kaash Mere Wajud Mein AAP Utar Jaaye 0

Kaash Mere Wajud Mein AAP Utar Jaaye

Kaash Mere Wajud Mein AAP Utar Jaaye, Main Dekhu Aaina Aur AAP Nazar Aaye. AAP Ho Samne Toh Waqt Thahar Jaaye, Aur AAPKO Dekhte-Dekhte Zindagi Guzar Jaaye……..