Devotee to lord

Devotee to lord:   God girl friends are so romantic , and wifes are so Boring,Why?????? Lord :::: you human biengs are fools ,see I made girls But you fellows started making them wives

Fastest marriage agreement

Fastest marriage agreement: Boy – ‘Khana Banana’ ata hai? Girl – Nahi par.. ‘Banana Khana’ aata hai! And they lived happily ever after!

An upset man Goes to a Sex Therapist.

An upset man Goes to a Sex Therapist. Man: Doc, u Gotta help me. Please! Doc: Sure Dude. Wats ur problem? Man: It goes like this. Every Morning I get up& my wife gives Hot Sex. Then leave for office.…

Diwali Greetings Effect

Diwali Greetings Effect No text reading at all Friend : Bhai Mera Civil Lines me Accident ho gaya hai jaldi aa..!! Reply : Thank You and Same to You and Your Family..!  

Wrong calculation

Wrong calculation… एक दिन चित्रगुप्त ने ब्रह्माजी से प्रार्थना की – “प्रभु, ये ‘करवा चौथ के व्रत से सात जनम तक एक ही पति’ मिलने वाली योजना बंद कर दीजाए !” ब्रह्माजी – “क्यों ?” चित्रगुप्त – “प्रभु, मैनेज करना…

Is this just a coincidence

If you rearrange the letters “NARENDRA MODI” … you get “RARE DIAMOND” If you rearrange the letters “SONIA GANDHI” … you get “DOSHI NAAGIN” Is this just a coincidence…!!!  This has got to be one of the cleverest msgs…

Breakfast can be very PAINFUL when

Breakfast can be very PAINFUL when,   Wife orders: Ramu, Sahab ke ANDE ubaal dena. Servant asks: Memsaab, Apka bhi doodh nikalun? Wife says: Abhi nahin, Sahab ko jane Do..!

Quote of the day

: “Learn to be happy with small things in life, because big ones r usually artificial” ~ Pamela Anderson