Girl :aap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna cell no: dongi :-)

Girl :aap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna cell no: dongi :-)

Girl :ap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna cell no: don gi 🙂 . . . . . . . . . Boy : Jahan chaho wahan chhor don ga, Numbr vmbr rehne do, Bas 100 ka petrol…

मुझे फोन पेर धमकिया मिल रही है

कस्टमर: मुझे फोन पेर धमकिया मिल रही है. पोलीस: कौन है वो जो आपको धमकिया दे रहा है? कस्टमर: टेलिफोन वाले बोलते है के, “बिल नही भरोगे तो काट देंगे.”

Defintion Of Arrange-Marriag­e

Defintion Of Arrange-Marriag­e: “Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga” . . . & . . . Defintion Of Love-Marriage:-­ “PehLe IstemaL Kre fir Vishwas Kre.!”

Wife: You always carry my photo in your hand bag to the office. Why?

Wife: You always carry my photo in your hand bag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how powerful I am…