Pappu: mere mummy pappa mujhse itna pyaar karte the ke mujhe sulane k liye sari sari raat jagte rehte hain

Pappu: mere mummy pappa mujhse itna pyaar karte the ke mujhe sulane k liye sari sari raat jagte rehte hain

Pappu: mere mummy pappa mujhse itna pyaar karte the ke mujhe sulane k liye sari sari raat jagte rehte hain, . . . aur mai fir b na sota th..;) . . . . . Santa: Kaminey Tbhi to tu…

Specially Dedicated to all engineers

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Aksar Phasta Hai Interviews Ke Sawaal Mae Badi Companiyon Ki Chaal Mae Boss Aur Client Ke Bawaal Mae Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pak Gaya Hai Meetings Ki Jhelai Mae Submissions Ki Gehrai Mae Teamwork Ki Chatai…

Meri ruh bnakr use mujme shamil sa kr de mehsus kr saku saanso ko uski,itna use karib sa kr de

Meri ruh bnakr use mujme shamil sa kr de mehsus kr saku saanso ko uski,itna use karib sa kr de

Meri ruh bnakr use mujme shamil sa kr de… mehsus kr saku saanso ko uski,itna use karib sa kr de! us se muje alag krne vale har ,shakhs ko tu nakam sa kr de… Ae khuda gujarish h bus itni…

Girl :aap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna cell no: dongi :-)

Girl :aap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna cell no: dongi :-)

Girl :ap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna cell no: don gi 🙂 . . . . . . . . . Boy : Jahan chaho wahan chhor don ga, Numbr vmbr rehne do, Bas 100 ka petrol…

मुझे फोन पेर धमकिया मिल रही है

कस्टमर: मुझे फोन पेर धमकिया मिल रही है. पोलीस: कौन है वो जो आपको धमकिया दे रहा है? कस्टमर: टेलिफोन वाले बोलते है के, “बिल नही भरोगे तो काट देंगे.”

Defintion Of Arrange-Marriag­e

Defintion Of Arrange-Marriag­e: “Bika Hua MaaL Wapis Nahi Hoga” . . . & . . . Defintion Of Love-Marriage:-­ “PehLe IstemaL Kre fir Vishwas Kre.!”

Wife: You always carry my photo in your hand bag to the office. Why?

Wife: You always carry my photo in your hand bag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how powerful I am…