Zyada khoosh mat ho yaar

Zyada khoosh mat ho yaar

Pehle usne utari saari. Fir aayi peticoat ki baari. Phir diya blouse utar Zyada khoosh mat ho yaar, . . . . . Wo thi kapde sukhane ki taar

a man carrying 3 babies travelling in a train

A man carrying 3 babies travelling in a train

a man carrying 3 babies’ travelling in a train……..A Women sitting near him inquired…….R these sweeties belongs 2 u? MAN: no mam i work in a condom factory and these are customers complain

Sunny, how does it feel working in Jism-2..?

Reporter : Sunny, how does it feel working in Jism-2..?? Sunny Leone : Feels like giving my nursery exams after finishing with my post graduation.

NAUKRANI- Memsaab main pregnant hoon !

NAUKRANI- Memsaab main pregnant hoon ! MEMSAAB- Apna khayaal rakhna ! NAUKRANI- Aap bhi apna khayaal rakhna, Saab ka nasbandi ka operation fail ho gaya hai.

Aksaar jab hum aapko yaad karte hai Apne rab se yahi fariyaad karte hai

Aksaar jab hum aapko yaad karte hai Apne rab se yahi fariyaad karte hai

Aksaar jab hum aapko yaad karte hai Apne rab se yahi fariyaad karte hai Umar humari bhi lag jaye aapko Kyoki hum aap ko khud se zayda Ishq karte hai.

Go to the restroom and masturbate

Go to the restroom and masturbate

Employee: Sir, you called me? Boss: Yeah, Go to the restroom and masturbate. ! Employee (after few minutes): Done sir ! ! Boss: Do it again. Employee:Done it again. ! Boss: Do it once more. Employee: Now I don’t have…

Court Mein Rape Case

Court Mein Rape Case.. Wakil: Haa Toh Behan Ji Shuru Se Batayie Kya Hua..? Saab Is Aadmi Ne Pehle Mere Kapde Faade.. Fhir Kya Hua Behanji.? Fhir Isne Mere Ball Chuse.. Fhir Kya Hua Behanji.? Fhir Jabran Land Chuswaya.. Fhir…

kam se kam ek mahiney ke liye chudai se mukti miley

kam se kam ek mahiney ke liye chudai se mukti miley !

Ek jungle mein sare male janwar female janwaar ko 24 ghante chodte rahte the.. !! Saari female jaanwar mil ke Brahmaji ke pass gayi aur vardaan mangaa ke kam se kam ek mahiney ke liye chudai se mukti miley !…

Strange Facts

Strange Facts : 1. Roti ka 1 Bite 7 seconds ke baad Pet me pahunchta hai. 2. Insani baal 3 kg tak ka Wazan Utha Sakte hai. 3. Har Mard ke pappu ki Lambai Uske Hath ke Anguthe ke Double…

Kiss Karne k liye Condom?

Kiss Karne k liye Condom?

BF: May I Kiss U? . . GF:Condom Laye ho? BF:Kiss Karne k liye Condom? . . GF-Sharif to Aise Ban Rahe ho jaise ki Pappi dene k baad Khade Pappu pe meri Chaddi sukhaoge..? 😀

Sperms meeting inside a sexy woman’s body, introduce themselves !

Sperms meeting inside a sexy woman’s body, introduce themselves ! I’m Doctor’s.. I’m doodhwala’s.. I’m Hubby’s.. I’m boyfrnd’s.. Ek sperm chup chap tha..! One askd :Y are u Quite…? Silent Sperm : Insano ki meeting me kutte ka kya kaam..?…