Ye underwear kitne ka hai?

Ye underwear kitne ka hai?

Customer-Ye underwear kitne ka hai? Dukandar- 50 Rs. ka Customer- Iska koi warnty? Dukndar: 6 floor se niche gir jao, G–a–n–d phat jayegi, magar chaddi nahi!

MAA ke ghar bhi yehi khati HE?

MAA ke ghar bhi yehi khati HE?

Ladka ladki ko hotel le ke gaya Ladki ne mahnge item order kiye. Ladka: MAA ke ghar bhi yehi khati HE? Ladki: “MAA DINER KE BAAD MERI G-*-*-N-D NAHI MARTI HE”

what is real definition of a beautiful girl?

what is real definition of a beautiful girl? she need only 2 qualities… 1st wo jawan ho aur 2nd wo raaji ho

Sharapova n Serena Williams playing tennis

Sharapova and Serena Williams playing tennis

Dad runs in sons room & shouts “STOP WATCHING P0RN, I CAN HEAR IT IN D OTHER ROOM” SON..I’m not watching porn, its Sharapova n Serena Williams playing tennis

Q : Explain Sex without any bad word?

Q : Explain S3x without any bad word?

Q : Explain Sex without any bad word? A : it is an entry of “Pol-land” into “Hol-land” in between”Thai-land” when man & woman are in “Naga-land”.

Zyada khoosh mat ho yaar

Zyada khoosh mat ho yaar

Pehle usne utari saari. Fir aayi peticoat ki baari. Phir diya blouse utar Zyada khoosh mat ho yaar, . . . . . Wo thi kapde sukhane ki taar

a man carrying 3 babies travelling in a train

A man carrying 3 babies travelling in a train

a man carrying 3 babies’ travelling in a train……..A Women sitting near him inquired…….R these sweeties belongs 2 u? MAN: no mam i work in a condom factory and these are customers complain

Sunny, how does it feel working in Jism-2..?

Reporter : Sunny, how does it feel working in Jism-2..?? Sunny Leone : Feels like giving my nursery exams after finishing with my post graduation.

NAUKRANI- Memsaab main pregnant hoon !

NAUKRANI- Memsaab main pregnant hoon ! MEMSAAB- Apna khayaal rakhna ! NAUKRANI- Aap bhi apna khayaal rakhna, Saab ka nasbandi ka operation fail ho gaya hai.

Aksaar jab hum aapko yaad karte hai Apne rab se yahi fariyaad karte hai

Aksaar jab hum aapko yaad karte hai Apne rab se yahi fariyaad karte hai

Aksaar jab hum aapko yaad karte hai Apne rab se yahi fariyaad karte hai Umar humari bhi lag jaye aapko Kyoki hum aap ko khud se zayda Ishq karte hai.

Go to the restroom and masturbate

Go to the restroom and masturbate

Employee: Sir, you called me? Boss: Yeah, Go to the restroom and masturbate. ! Employee (after few minutes): Done sir ! ! Boss: Do it again. Employee:Done it again. ! Boss: Do it once more. Employee: Now I don’t have…

Court Mein Rape Case

Court Mein Rape Case.. Wakil: Haa Toh Behan Ji Shuru Se Batayie Kya Hua..? Saab Is Aadmi Ne Pehle Mere Kapde Faade.. Fhir Kya Hua Behanji.? Fhir Isne Mere Ball Chuse.. Fhir Kya Hua Behanji.? Fhir Jabran Land Chuswaya.. Fhir…