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Devotee to lord 0

Devotee to lord

Devotee to lord:   God girl friends are so romantic , and wifes are so Boring,Why?????? Lord :::: you human biengs are fools ,see I made girls But you fellows started making them wives

Fastest marriage agreement 0

Fastest marriage agreement

Fastest marriage agreement: Boy – ‘Khana Banana’ ata hai? Girl – Nahi par.. ‘Banana Khana’ aata hai! And they lived happily ever after!

An upset man Goes to a Sex Therapist. 0

An upset man Goes to a Sex Therapist.

An upset man Goes to a Sex Therapist. Man: Doc, u Gotta help me. Please! Doc: Sure Dude. Wats ur problem? Man: It goes like this. Every Morning I get up& my wife gives...

Diwali Greetings Effect 0

Diwali Greetings Effect

Diwali Greetings Effect No text reading at all Friend : Bhai Mera Civil Lines me Accident ho gaya hai jaldi aa..!! Reply : Thank You and Same to You and Your Family..!  

Wrong calculation 1

Wrong calculation

Wrong calculation… एक दिन चित्रगुप्त ने ब्रह्माजी से प्रार्थना की – “प्रभु, ये ‘करवा चौथ के व्रत से सात जनम तक एक ही पति’ मिलने वाली योजना बंद कर दीजाए !” ब्रह्माजी – “क्यों...

Is this just a coincidence 0

Is this just a coincidence

If you rearrange the letters “NARENDRA MODI” … you get “RARE DIAMOND” If you rearrange the letters “SONIA GANDHI” … you get “DOSHI NAAGIN” Is this just a coincidence…!!!  This has got to...

Breakfast can be very PAINFUL when 0

Breakfast can be very PAINFUL when

Breakfast can be very PAINFUL when,   Wife orders: Ramu, Sahab ke ANDE ubaal dena. Servant asks: Memsaab, Apka bhi doodh nikalun? Wife says: Abhi nahin, Sahab ko jane Do..!

Quote of the day 0

Quote of the day

: “Learn to be happy with small things in life, because big ones r usually artificial” ~ Pamela Anderson

Tourism is the next big thing 0

Tourism is the next big thing

Tourism is the next big thing. All countries are trying to attract more tourists. See the taglines. Thailand: Amazing Thailand India: Incredible India Malaysia: Truly Asia Australia: There’s nothing like Australia Question: Have you...

Boy to God after result 0

Boy to God after result

Boy to God after result Hazaro ki kismat tere hath me thi Pas kr deta to kya bat thi . . . . . . . . God to Boy -Mobile m thoda kam...

Yashomati Mom Se Talking Nandlala 0

Yashomati Mom Se Talking Nandlala

Yashomati Mom Se Talkin Nandlala, Radha Q Fair, I m Q Kala, Boli Smiling Maiya Listen mere lala, Wo City K item Tu Village Ka Gwala Dats y U Kala ..^.. ,(-_-), “\””’.\’=’-. \/.\\,’...

इंडिया में जितने ज्यादा ” रेल्वे फाटक “है 0

इंडिया में जितने ज्यादा ” रेल्वे फाटक “है

इंडिया में जितने ज्यादा ” रेल्वे फाटक “है…. . . . . . . . . . . उससे ज्यादा तो “बीवियों ” के नाटक हैं…! Wah wah..