ruko thoda condom dhund lene do na jaane kaha rakh diya

BIWI- chalo ji aaj ding-dong karte hai… PATI- ruko thoda condom dhund lene do na jaane kaha rakh diya…. BIWI- main to aapke is roz-roz k bahane se pareshan ho gayi hun,is se acha to aap LAMINATION hi kara lo..

Beti, Ladka Pasand Aya?

Beti, Ladka Pasand Aya?

Ekk Ladki Ko Ladke Wale Dekh Kar Jaten Hai, Ladki Ki Maa Ladki Se Puchti Hai. . . Maa: “ Beti, Ladka Pasand Aya? ” Beti: “ Ladka To Theek Hai, Par Thoda Chota Hai. ” . . . .…

Kaise kahe Aapse Pyar hai kitna

Kaise kahe Aapse Pyar hai kitna,

Kaise kahe Aapse Pyar hai kitna, Hum ko Aap par Aitbaar hai kitna, Kuch nahi kehte Khamosh rehte hain,   Par Dil hi jaanta hai Intezaar ka Dard hai kitna………..!!!

SURF EXCEL HE NA "DAAG Achhye HAIN

SURF EXCEL HE NA “DAAG Achhye HAIN

1 Ladka GUTER Me Gir Gaya. Tabhi 1 Ladki Ki Awaaz Aayi, ‘SURF EXCEL HE NA “DAAG Achhye HAIN”..’ Boy-Teri Maa Ki….. DAAG ITANE HI Achhey Hain TOH NICHEY WHISPER Q Lagaati Hai..??

Husband apni biwi ke yahana chutti manaane jata hai.Ek din biwi se kehta hai aaj sex ho jaye.

Husband apni biwi ke yahana chutti manaane jata hai.Ek din biwi se kehta hai aaj sex ho jaye.

Husband apni biwi ke yahana chutti manaane jata hai.Ek din biwi se kehta hai aaj ding-dong ho jaye. Biwi : nahi mere mum papa ke ghar hain. Husband : To kya mere baap ka ghar randikhana hai jo roz tayaar…

Agar Tumhe 8 Boobs Mile To Kya Karoge?

Agar Tumhe 8 Mummay Mile To Kya Karoge?

Ek Premi Joda Park Mein Bethe Thhe Aur Apas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe Ladki Ne Apne Premi Ke Pyar Ki Parakh Karte Hue Us Se Puchha. Ladki: “Agar Tumhe 8 Mummay Mile To Kya Karoge?” Ladka Khushi Se Jhumte…

Bhai bohat mehanga suit day rahay ho, thoray paisay kam karo na

Bhai bohat mehanga suit day rahay ho, thoray paisay kam karo na

Girl to Shopkeeper, “Bhai bohat mehanga suit day rahay ho, thoray paisay kam karo na” Shopkeeper: Baji kasam lay lo, Dupattay mai say humain kuch nahi milta, Qameez mai say phir 2 mil jatay hain, oar Baji Shalwar mai tou…

the reaction of girls after exams & after sex is the same

the reaction of girls after exams & after ding-dong is the same

the reaction of girls after exams & after ding-dong is the same :- 1) kitna lamba tha, kaash thoda time aur mil jata 2) pehle kitna darr lag raha tha, baad mein pata hi nahi laga jab ho gya to…

rasgula, gulab jamun, rasgula, gulab jamun

Husband wife train me ding-dong karne ki sochte hai.

Husband wife train me ding-dong karne ki sochte hai. Husband- agar tumhe dard ho to bolna gulab jamun. agar maza aye to bolna rasgula. Wife- theek hai. Wo dono ding-dong karna shuru ho jate hai top birth par. Wife- rasgula,…

30 Rupaye Mein do ki lo

30 Rupaye Mein do ki lo

Ek baar ek Bevdaa sadak pe jaa raha tha.Achaanak se oosney ek awaaz suni “30 Rupaye Mein do ki lo”.”30 Rupaye Mein do ki lo”.Yeh awaaz zameen pe baithi ek Aurat ki thi.Woh bahoot khush hokay oos Aurat ke paas…

Ek Totla Taxi Drivr 3 girls ko le k ja rha tha..

Ek Totla Taxi Drivr 3 girls ko le k ja rha tha..

Ek Totla Taxi Drivr 3 girls ko le k ja rha tha.. POLICE- Ladkiyon ko le k kaha ja rhe ho? TOTLA- Chodne!! POLICE- Kya bakwas hai ye? TOTLA- Ek ko park me chodna hai.. Ek ko ghar pe chodna…

What are those things on your chest ?

What are those things on your chest ?

A kid was taking a shower with his mom and asks: What are those things on your chest ? Not wanting to answer she changed the subject. The next day the boy went up to his dad and asked “What…