You have nothing in your head then why are you buying a helmet?

You have nothing in your head then why are you buying a helmet?

A boy & girl go 4 shopping. Girl- (jokingly)- u have nothing in uour head den y r u buying a helmet? Boy- Yesterday u purchased a bra, did i ask you anything.

Ya Allah Mujhe Taqat & Tajurba de

Ya Allah Mujhe Taqat & Tajurba de

Suhag Raat pr dulha:Ya Allah Mujhe Taqat & Tajurba de dulhan:Suniye sirf taqat ki dua mang lijiye, allah k fazal se tajurba to yahan bahut hai

Pappu: mere mummy pappa mujhse itna pyaar karte the ke mujhe sulane k liye sari sari raat jagte rehte hain

Pappu: mere mummy pappa mujhse itna pyaar karte the ke mujhe sulane k liye sari sari raat jagte rehte hain

Pappu: mere mummy pappa mujhse itna pyaar karte the ke mujhe sulane k liye sari sari raat jagte rehte hain, . . . aur mai fir b na sota th..;) . . . . . Santa: Kaminey Tbhi to tu…

Girl :aap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna cell no: dongi :-)

Girl :aap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna cell no: dongi :-)

Girl :ap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna cell no: don gi 🙂 . . . . . . . . . Boy : Jahan chaho wahan chhor don ga, Numbr vmbr rehne do, Bas 100 ka petrol…

Wife: You always carry my photo in your hand bag to the office. Why?

Wife: You always carry my photo in your hand bag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how powerful I am…

MOHABBAT Ho To Aisi Ho

Asar Dil Par Kare Shikwa Shikayat Ho To Aisi Ho Galay Lag Kar Koi Roye Nadamat Ho To Aisi Ho Yehi Mehsus Ho Jaisay Kai Sadiyan Guzari Hain Ek Pal Ki Furqat Mein Aziat Ho To Aisi Ho Mujhe Kanta…

Main Ekk Umar Say Khud Ko Talashta Hoon Magar Mujhey Yaqeen Nahin, Hoon Bhi Ya Nahin Hoon Main

Kisi Sabab Say Agar Bolta Nahin Hoon Main To Yoon Nahin Ke Tujhey Sochta Nahin Hoon Main Main Tum Ko Khud Say Juda Kar Ke Kis Tarah Daikhoon Ke Main Bhi Tum Hoon Koi Doosra Nahin Hoon Main Mairey Badan…

Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?

A boss at Tata Motors walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zip was down. His sexy secretary walked up to him and asked, “Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage…

Suhagrat Par Patni Ke Sath S__x Karne Ke Bad, Pati Bada Khush Tha. Patni Ke Mathe Ko Chhum Kar Bola

Suhagrat Par Patni Ke Sath S-x Karne Ke Bad, Pati Bada Khush Tha. Patni Ke Mathe Ko Chhum Kar Bola. Pati: “Janu Aaj Bada Maja Aya Aur Main Bahut Khush Hun.” Patni: “Achha Ji, Kyu?” Pati: “Tum To V_i_r_g_i_n Nikli,…