You will recognize your own path when you come upon it, because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need.
Be happy for this moment, this moment is your life.
Every relationship has its problems but what makes it perfect is when you still want to be there when everything sucks.
We are so often caught up in our destination that we forget to appreciate the journey, especially the goodness of the people we meet on the way. Appreciation is a wonderful feeling don’t overlook it.
Ladki: Bhaiya Condom dena….. Salesman: Kaun si Company Ka Dun Bhenji…? Ladki: Achhi Company ka dena jisse teri Behen bhe chud jaye,or tu Mama na bane ….!!
girl-what is my bra size? boy-32 girl-how? boy-yesterday i opened girl-but in my bra no number is there? boy-then what? i am engineer from load i can calculate area….
Pati patni ne sex karne k liye code word rakha “CHALO CHEENI KHAYE”. 1 din unka nokar unki Jawan beti k sath sex karta pkda gya. MAALIK:=Bhen k lode ye kya kar rha h ? NOKAR:=Malik, CHEENI kha raha hu.…
professor : raat me kitab parte hue apni wife ki panty me haath dalta hai, wife: sex karna hai kya? professor : nahi panna paltne ke liye ungli gili kar raha hu
Usne Baja Diya Mera Music Bina Dhol Ke, Dil Tod Diya Usne I Hate You Bole Ke, Ek Roz Ja Rahi Thi Wo Mujhe Bye BoleKe, To Maine Bhi Dikha Diya Apni Chain Khol Ke.===
Pati Office Jate Hue Patni Se Bola “Aaj Pappu Ko Jaldi Sula Dena, Raat Ko Khoob Daba Ke Sex Karenge” Office Se Aane Ke Baad Baap Pappu Ke Kamre Mein Gaya Aur Pucha “Pappu So Gaye Kya” Pappu: “Daddy Kesi…
Chameli bhabhi ne Chat ki dukan kholi.Dukan kholte h customr ki line lag gayi Q? Board par likha he “SIRF 10 Rs ME CAMELI bhabhi KI CHAAT Lo