God : What do you want.?
Boy : A very beautiful girl.
God : If you are muslim, I’ll give you “Katrina”.
If you are hindu, I’ll give you “Kareena”.
If you are sikh, I’ll give you “Anushka”
and if you are christian, I’ll give you “Priyanka”.
What’s your name.?
Boy : Abdul Vijay Singh Fernandes.
God to his angel: “kayawati” de saale ko, jyada smart ban raha hai…..