Customer-Ye underwear kitne ka hai? Dukandar- 50 Rs. ka Customer- Iska koi warnty? Dukndar: 6 floor se niche gir jao, G–a–n–d phat jayegi, magar chaddi nahi!
Ladka ladki ko hotel le ke gaya Ladki ne mahnge item order kiye. Ladka: MAA ke ghar bhi yehi khati HE? Ladki: “MAA DINER KE BAAD MERI G-*-*-N-D NAHI MARTI HE”
what is real definition of a beautiful girl? she need only 2 qualities… 1st wo jawan ho aur 2nd wo raaji ho
Dad runs in sons room & shouts “STOP WATCHING P0RN, I CAN HEAR IT IN D OTHER ROOM” SON..I’m not watching porn, its Sharapova n Serena Williams playing tennis
Q : Explain Sex without any bad word? A : it is an entry of “Pol-land” into “Hol-land” in between”Thai-land” when man & woman are in “Naga-land”.
Pehle usne utari saari. Fir aayi peticoat ki baari. Phir diya blouse utar Zyada khoosh mat ho yaar, . . . . . Wo thi kapde sukhane ki taar
a man carrying 3 babies’ travelling in a train……..A Women sitting near him inquired…….R these sweeties belongs 2 u? MAN: no mam i work in a condom factory and these are customers complain
Reporter : Sunny, how does it feel working in Jism-2..?? Sunny Leone : Feels like giving my nursery exams after finishing with my post graduation.
NAUKRANI- Memsaab main pregnant hoon ! MEMSAAB- Apna khayaal rakhna ! NAUKRANI- Aap bhi apna khayaal rakhna, Saab ka nasbandi ka operation fail ho gaya hai.
Aksaar jab hum aapko yaad karte hai Apne rab se yahi fariyaad karte hai Umar humari bhi lag jaye aapko Kyoki hum aap ko khud se zayda Ishq karte hai.
Employee: Sir, you called me? Boss: Yeah, Go to the restroom and masturbate. ! Employee (after few minutes): Done sir ! ! Boss: Do it again. Employee:Done it again. ! Boss: Do it once more. Employee: Now I don’t have…
Court Mein Rape Case.. Wakil: Haa Toh Behan Ji Shuru Se Batayie Kya Hua..? Saab Is Aadmi Ne Pehle Mere Kapde Faade.. Fhir Kya Hua Behanji.? Fhir Isne Mere Ball Chuse.. Fhir Kya Hua Behanji.? Fhir Jabran Land Chuswaya.. Fhir…