Category: SMS

Ad given by a famous restaurant at Mumbai 0

Ad given by a famous restaurant at Mumbai

Ad given by a famous restaurant at Mumbai –   This Valentine day bring your wife, get 25 % discount on food… Bring your girl friend, get 35 % discount, Bring your lover and...

Everyday is a Valentin day 0

Everyday is a Valentin day

Everyday is a Valentin day. Love is flowing all the way. Love is when my mom kisses me and says mera bachha lakhon me ek hai… Love is when u cm back frm work...

बोल सांचे दरबार की जय 0

बोल सांचे दरबार की जय

रामु अपने दोस्त राजु से कहता है:- राजु कालेज से मेरा रिजल्ट देख आना और आकर बताना। घर पर मेरे मम्मी पापा मेरे साथ होंगे। यदि मैं एक विषय में फेल हुआ तो कहना.....

Difference between welding and wedding 1

Difference between welding and wedding

What is the difference between welding and wedding .. In welding there are sparks first and bonding forever, whereas in wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever .. 

Devotee to lord 0

Devotee to lord

Devotee to lord:   God girl friends are so romantic , and wifes are so Boring,Why?????? Lord :::: you human biengs are fools ,see I made girls But you fellows started making them wives

Fastest marriage agreement 0

Fastest marriage agreement

Fastest marriage agreement: Boy – ‘Khana Banana’ ata hai? Girl – Nahi par.. ‘Banana Khana’ aata hai! And they lived happily ever after!

Diwali Greetings Effect 0

Diwali Greetings Effect

Diwali Greetings Effect No text reading at all Friend : Bhai Mera Civil Lines me Accident ho gaya hai jaldi aa..!! Reply : Thank You and Same to You and Your Family..!  

Wrong calculation 1

Wrong calculation

Wrong calculation… एक दिन चित्रगुप्त ने ब्रह्माजी से प्रार्थना की – “प्रभु, ये ‘करवा चौथ के व्रत से सात जनम तक एक ही पति’ मिलने वाली योजना बंद कर दीजाए !” ब्रह्माजी – “क्यों...

Quote of the day 0

Quote of the day

: “Learn to be happy with small things in life, because big ones r usually artificial” ~ Pamela Anderson

Tourism is the next big thing 0

Tourism is the next big thing

Tourism is the next big thing. All countries are trying to attract more tourists. See the taglines. Thailand: Amazing Thailand India: Incredible India Malaysia: Truly Asia Australia: There’s nothing like Australia Question: Have you...

Yashomati Mom Se Talking Nandlala 0

Yashomati Mom Se Talking Nandlala

Yashomati Mom Se Talkin Nandlala, Radha Q Fair, I m Q Kala, Boli Smiling Maiya Listen mere lala, Wo City K item Tu Village Ka Gwala Dats y U Kala ..^.. ,(-_-), “\””’.\’=’-. \/.\\,’...

इंडिया में जितने ज्यादा ” रेल्वे फाटक “है 0

इंडिया में जितने ज्यादा ” रेल्वे फाटक “है

इंडिया में जितने ज्यादा ” रेल्वे फाटक “है…. . . . . . . . . . . उससे ज्यादा तो “बीवियों ” के नाटक हैं…! Wah wah..