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Difference between welding and wedding

What is the difference between welding and wedding .. In welding there are sparks first and bonding forever, whereas in wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever .. 

Devotee to lord

Devotee to lord:   God girl friends are so romantic , and wifes are so Boring,Why?????? Lord :::: you human biengs are fools ,see I made girls But you fellows started making them wives

Fastest marriage agreement

Fastest marriage agreement: Boy – ‘Khana Banana’ ata hai? Girl – Nahi par.. ‘Banana Khana’ aata hai! And they lived happily ever after!

Diwali Greetings Effect

Diwali Greetings Effect No text reading at all Friend : Bhai Mera Civil Lines me Accident ho gaya hai jaldi aa..!! Reply : Thank You and Same to You and Your Family..!  

Quote of the day

: “Learn to be happy with small things in life, because big ones r usually artificial” ~ Pamela Anderson

Yashomati Mom Se Talking Nandlala

Yashomati Mom Se Talkin Nandlala, Radha Q Fair, I m Q Kala, Boli Smiling Maiya Listen mere lala, Wo City K item Tu Village Ka Gwala Dats y U Kala ..^.. ,(-_-), “\””’.\’=’-. \/.\\,’ /8 //”””) (\ / \ _|,\…

इंडिया में जितने ज्यादा ” रेल्वे फाटक “है

इंडिया में जितने ज्यादा ” रेल्वे फाटक “है…. . . . . . . . . . . उससे ज्यादा तो “बीवियों ” के नाटक हैं…! Wah wah..

A boy on date in restaurant

A boy on date in restaurant boy. Jaan tumse ek baat kahna chahta hu plz bura mat manna gf. Kya? bf. I have already a girl friend gf. Tune to dara diya saale. mujhe lga paise nhi hai. Good night

Santa in dabang style

  Santa dabang dekh ker aaya, School mei… Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. galat hn, marks de to kahan? Santa: Kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe hai,chup chap de do warna thappad mar k b le sakte…

Frustrated GF

  Frustrated gf: देखो जानू इश्क़ मोहब्बत अपनी जगह…….ये ठंडे हाथ peachy पर मत लगाया करो…

I love you

पत्नी का “I love you” बोलने के बाद पति का “I love you to” बोलना उतना ही जरुरी है। जितना “जोर से बोलो” के बाद “जय माता दी” बोलना