What Do You Like In Me?

Girl: What Do You Like In Me? Boy: Those Two White Balls Having Black Dots On It. Girl: What?? Boy: Your Eyes

Difference between welding and wedding

What is the difference between welding and wedding .. In welding there are sparks first and bonding forever, whereas in wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever .. 

Devotee to lord

Devotee to lord:   God girl friends are so romantic , and wifes are so Boring,Why?????? Lord :::: you human biengs are fools ,see I made girls But you fellows started making them wives

Fastest marriage agreement

Fastest marriage agreement: Boy – ‘Khana Banana’ ata hai? Girl – Nahi par.. ‘Banana Khana’ aata hai! And they lived happily ever after!

Diwali Greetings Effect

Diwali Greetings Effect No text reading at all Friend : Bhai Mera Civil Lines me Accident ho gaya hai jaldi aa..!! Reply : Thank You and Same to You and Your Family..!  

Santa in dabang style

  Santa dabang dekh ker aaya, School mei… Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. galat hn, marks de to kahan? Santa: Kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe hai,chup chap de do warna thappad mar k b le sakte…

Frustrated GF

  Frustrated gf: देखो जानू इश्क़ मोहब्बत अपनी जगह…….ये ठंडे हाथ peachy पर मत लगाया करो…