Conversation between a girl and pappu

Conversation between a girl and pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay…

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival. 1st : What does your wife look like? 2nd : She is 5’7″, 36-24-36 s**y figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green s**y eyes, brown hair, and yours? 1st : Forget…

Do you mind if I sit beside you?

Do you mind if I sit beside you?

A guy asked a girl in a library; Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl answered with a loud voice; “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring…

Wife: Husband se, ghar mehman aarhe hen Or ghar men dal ke siwa kuch nhi hai

Wife : {Husband se} ghar mehman aarhe hen Or ghar men dal ke siwa kuch nhi he Lehaza jab mehman aajaen pe tum Kichan men jakr 1 brtan giran. Men puchon tu kehna QORMA gir gya Phir 2sra brtan gira…

ye pyar ka rishta kya hota he?

ye pyar ka rishta kya hota he?

Ladki: ye pyar ka rishta kya hota he? Ladka: pyar ka rishta 2insano me wohi hota he jo cement or rait k beech me Pani ka hotahe. Farz karo.. Dekho Ladka= cement Ladki= rait Love= Pani Ab agar cement or…

Beti, Ladka Pasand Aya?

Beti, Ladka Pasand Aya?

Ekk Ladki Ko Ladke Wale Dekh Kar Jaten Hai, Ladki Ki Maa Ladki Se Puchti Hai. . . Maa: “ Beti, Ladka Pasand Aya? ” Beti: “ Ladka To Theek Hai, Par Thoda Chota Hai. ” . . . .…

Boobs ki tareef shayrana andaz mein

Wo kya hai jis ko bajane se andar se bachche nikalte hai ?

Wo kya hai jis ko bajane se andar se bachche nikalte hai ? .. . Socho …. . .. Nahi pata ? .. . .. . .. Mein batata hu .. . .. School ki ghanti .. .. Kameeni soch…

Student: Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi

Teacher: Homework Kyun Nhi Kiya? Student: Sir, Light Nhi Thi Teacher: To Mom Batti Jala Lete Student: Sir, Maachis Nhi Thi Teacher: Machis Kiun Nai Thi Student: Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi. Teacher: To Wahan Se Le Aate Student: Nahaya…