Pappu: Maa muze AIDS ho gaya hai.

Pappu U.S.A. se apni maa ko phone krta h.   Pappu: Maa muze AIDS ho gaya hai. Maa:Tu wapas mat aana BETA Pappu: Q maa Maa : Agar tu aaya to Teri BIWI ko AIDS hoga, Teri BIWI se tere…

Bachhe Kaisi Paida Hota Hai?

Bachhe Kaisi Paida Hota Hai?

Class Mein Golu Ne Teacher Se Pucha Golu: “Mam Bachhe Kaisi Paida Hota Hai?”   Teacher Samjhate Hue: “Asman Se Ek Sunder Si Pari Aati Hai, Aur Maa Ke Takiye Ke Niche Ek Fool Rakh Ke Chali Jati Hai, Aur…

Jawani Mein Ladke Ladkiyo Ki Ek Si Haalat Hoti Hai

Jawani Mein Ladke Ladkiyo Ki Ek Si Haalat Hoti Hai., Pyar Ka Nasha Hota Hai Aur Raaton Ko Neend Nahi Aati Hai., Tab Ladko Ke Haath Mein”LULLI” Aur.. Ladkiyo Ke Haath Mein”GAAJAR””MU LLI” Hoti Hain..!

Judge: tumhari aakhri khwaish.

Judge: tumhari aakhri khwaish. Mujrim: aap ki beti se shaadi, blackbery bold, Apple i-phone, 100 crore rupaye US ka visa, 2 saal ka honeymoon, 6-7 bacche jo aapko nana nana or mujhe papa papa kahe, or main unki shaadi karwa…

Jaanu, Anguthi Nikal Lo Atak Jayegi

Jaanu, Anguthi Nikal Lo Atak Jayegi

Ladka Ladki Movie Dekhne Gaye. Andhera Hote Hi Ladka Ladki Se Chhedkhani Shuru Kar Deta Hai. Thodi Der Bad Ladki Ladke Se Kehati Hai: ” Jaanu, Anguthi Nikal Lo Atak Jayegi. ” Ladka Kahata Hai: “Anguthi To Kab Ki Nikal…

JAGO GRAHAK JAGO.

Jab PONDS ka Add aata he to Gaal dikhate he,SUNSILK k add me Baal dikhate he,ELLE18 k add me Lips,To fir WHISPER ke add me Dhoka kyun?JAGO GRAHAK JAGO.

Attitude of girls

Attitude of girls

Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty sms . she laughs for 10 minutes, . forward dat to her friends n then replies the boy. . . . . “i dont like that kind of sms ok?”

Aajkal Ke Pati-Patni Apne BachhoKe Samne S3x Ki Baat Na Karke Code Words Mein Baat Karte Hai

“Aajkal Ke Pati-Patni Apne BachhoKe Samne S3x Ki Baat Na Karke Code Words Mein Baat Karte Hai, Pade Ek Aisa Hi Kissa S3x Ke Code Words Ka. “Pati Ka S3x Karne Ko Bahut Man Kar Raha Tha, Wo Apne Bete…

Ek Harami Dost Ki Kami Kab Mahsoos Hoti Hai?

Ek Harami Dost Ki Kami Kab Mahsoos Hoti Hai?

Ek Harami Dost Ki Kami Kab Mahsoos Hoti Hai? Jab Tum Akele Bethe Ho Aur Ladkiyo Ke Group Ko Dekh Rahe Ho Aur Tumhare Aas Paas Koi Na Ho Ye Kahne Wala “Bhen##chod Mammay Dekh mammy”  

Meri Biwi Ko Call-Center Mein Promotion Mil Gayi Hai

Meri Biwi Ko Call-Center Mein Promotion Mil Gayi Hai

Santa Apne Padosi Ke Ghar Mithayi Ka Dibba Lekkar Jata Hai. Santa: “Le Mithayi Kha, Meri Biwi Ko Call-Center Mein Promotion Mil Gayi Hai” Padosi: “Arrey Wah, To Ab Vo Kya Ban Gayi Hai?” Santa: “Wahan Ki Best Call-Girl”