Category: Jokes 17++

Boy standing behind a Girl in a full bus 0

Boy standing behind a Girl in a full bus

Boy standing behind a Girl in a full bus, His Erect Penis touched the Girl,she Slapped & Said: Kameenay khud k khare hone ki jaga nahi, Is ko b khara kr rakha hai.

100 Saal jiyogi!! aap ko hi Yaad kar raha tha 0

100 Saal jiyogi!! aap ko hi Yaad kar raha tha

Ek ladka school me khaali kamre me mutth maar raha tha. Achanak madam aa gayi Aur dekh Liya, ladka bola-“madam “100 Saal jiyogi aap ko hi Yaad kar raha tha”

mood toh nai hai lekin agar tu degi toh zarur maarunga 0

mood toh nai hai lekin agar tu degi toh zarur maarunga

ek ladki raaste se jaa rahi thi.achanak ek bike uske bahot kareeb se guzri ladki : oye maarega kya? bike wala ladka: mood toh nai hai lekin agar tu degi toh zarur maarunga

umeed krta hu aap samajh gaye honge 0

umeed krta hu aap samajh gaye honge

baap: is ladki mein aisa kya hai jo tu shaadi k liye itni zid kar raha hai? beta: bachpan mein ye angutha bahot acche se chusa krti thi aur ab yeh…… umeed krta hu...

Kya kabi tumne boobs se doodh piya hai 0

Kya kabi tumne boobs se doodh piya hai

gf apne bf se kya kabi tmne boobs se doodh piya hai bf(sharmate hue) nai gf: toh bachpan mein kya abba ka lund chuske bada hua hai

pati ne apni patni se kaha”kabi tumhara mann nai krta k tm kabi mard hoti” 0

pati ne apni patni se kaha”kabi tumhara mann nai krta k tm kabi mard hoti”

pati ne apni patni se kaha”kabi tumhara mann nai krta k tm kabi mard hoti” patni ne bade pyaar se jawab diya”kyun aaj tmara gaand marvane ka mann hai kya?

Do not use if the seal is already Broken..! 0

Do not use if the seal is already Broken..!

Aunty ne sex k baad Ladke se puchha : Oye! tune condom kyo nahi  lagaya.? Young boy : auntyji..pack  pe likha tha..Do not use  if the seal is already  Broken..!