You have nothing in your head then why are you buying a helmet?

You have nothing in your head then why are you buying a helmet?

A boy & girl go 4 shopping. Girl- (jokingly)- u have nothing in uour head den y r u buying a helmet? Boy- Yesterday u purchased a bra, did i ask you anything.

Ya Allah Mujhe Taqat & Tajurba de

Ya Allah Mujhe Taqat & Tajurba de

Suhag Raat pr dulha:Ya Allah Mujhe Taqat & Tajurba de dulhan:Suniye sirf taqat ki dua mang lijiye, allah k fazal se tajurba to yahan bahut hai

Pappu: mere mummy pappa mujhse itna pyaar karte the ke mujhe sulane k liye sari sari raat jagte rehte hain

Pappu: mere mummy pappa mujhse itna pyaar karte the ke mujhe sulane k liye sari sari raat jagte rehte hain

Pappu: mere mummy pappa mujhse itna pyaar karte the ke mujhe sulane k liye sari sari raat jagte rehte hain, . . . aur mai fir b na sota th..;) . . . . . Santa: Kaminey Tbhi to tu…

Wife: You always carry my photo in your hand bag to the office. Why?

Wife: You always carry my photo in your hand bag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how powerful I am…

Suhagrat Par Patni Ke Sath S__x Karne Ke Bad, Pati Bada Khush Tha. Patni Ke Mathe Ko Chhum Kar Bola

Suhagrat Par Patni Ke Sath S-x Karne Ke Bad, Pati Bada Khush Tha. Patni Ke Mathe Ko Chhum Kar Bola. Pati: “Janu Aaj Bada Maja Aya Aur Main Bahut Khush Hun.” Patni: “Achha Ji, Kyu?” Pati: “Tum To V_i_r_g_i_n Nikli,…