You have nothing in your head then why are you buying a helmet?

You have nothing in your head then why are you buying a helmet?

A boy & girl go 4 shopping. Girl- (jokingly)- u have nothing in uour head den y r u buying a helmet? Boy- Yesterday u purchased a bra, did i ask you anything.

Ya Allah Mujhe Taqat & Tajurba de

Ya Allah Mujhe Taqat & Tajurba de

Suhag Raat pr dulha:Ya Allah Mujhe Taqat & Tajurba de dulhan:Suniye sirf taqat ki dua mang lijiye, allah k fazal se tajurba to yahan bahut hai

Pappu: mere mummy pappa mujhse itna pyaar karte the ke mujhe sulane k liye sari sari raat jagte rehte hain

Pappu: mere mummy pappa mujhse itna pyaar karte the ke mujhe sulane k liye sari sari raat jagte rehte hain

Pappu: mere mummy pappa mujhse itna pyaar karte the ke mujhe sulane k liye sari sari raat jagte rehte hain, . . . aur mai fir b na sota th..;) . . . . . Santa: Kaminey Tbhi to tu…

Wife: You always carry my photo in your hand bag to the office. Why?

Wife: You always carry my photo in your hand bag to the office. Why? Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how powerful I am…

Suhagrat Par Patni Ke Sath S__x Karne Ke Bad, Pati Bada Khush Tha. Patni Ke Mathe Ko Chhum Kar Bola

Suhagrat Par Patni Ke Sath S-x Karne Ke Bad, Pati Bada Khush Tha. Patni Ke Mathe Ko Chhum Kar Bola. Pati: “Janu Aaj Bada Maja Aya Aur Main Bahut Khush Hun.” Patni: “Achha Ji, Kyu?” Pati: “Tum To V_i_r_g_i_n Nikli,…

आप सब में से जो-जो स्वर्ग जाना चाहता है, वह अपना हाथ ऊपर करे

एक बार एक मंदिर में प्रवचन चल रहा होता है तो प्रवचन देने वाला गुरु सभी भक्तों से कहता है; गुरु: आप सब में से जो-जो स्वर्ग जाना चाहता है, वह अपना हाथ ऊपर करे! यह सुन संता की बीवी…

You are the 2nd most beautiful girl in the world

A boy to a crying girl: Boy: You`re the 2nd most beautiful girl in the world. Girl: Who`s the 1st? Boy: You, when you`re smiling.

Jawani Mein Ladke Ladkiyo Ki Ek Si Haalat Hoti Hai

Jawani Mein Ladke Ladkiyo Ki Ek Si Haalat Hoti Hai., Pyar Ka Nasha Hota Hai Aur Raaton Ko Neend Nahi Aati Hai., Tab Ladko Ke Haath Mein”LULLI” Aur.. Ladkiyo Ke Haath Mein”GAAJAR””MU LLI” Hoti Hain..!

Shadi Ke Liye Konsi Date Rakhain?

Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Ki Engagment Ho Chuki Thi Aur Ab Shadi Ki Baat Chal Rahi Thhi. Ek Din Dono Road Pe Icecream Khate Hue Apas Mein Bat Kar The Thhe. Ladka: ” Shadi Ke Liye Konsi Date Rakhain? ”…