“Vo Zamane Gaye Jab Ladkiya Darpok Hua Karti Thi, Aajkal Ki Ladkiya To Bahut Tez Hai, Nahi Yakeen To Ye Joke Pado.”

“Vo Zamane Gaye Jab Ladkiya Darpok Hua Karti Thi, Aajkal Ki Ladkiya To Bahut Tez Hai, Nahi Yakeen To Ye Joke Pado.” Do Ladkiyaan Aadhi Raat Ko Bazar Mein Ghum Rahi Thi. Ek Ko Dar Lagne Laga To Usne Dusri…

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